Live Shorty Award coverage starts now!
Join the fun and submit questions as I flounder aimlessly and struggle to fill time before the main event.
Watch as I tell lame jokes and struggle to fill space with empty snark! Watch as I poke fun at celebrities and attempt to mock my betters. Sign up for our riveting “What the hell does Rick Sanchez use on his hair?” game!
Thrill as I think up questions for a fan pretending to be a fictional character who is actually another fictional character!
Submit suggestions for my new project, “100 Ways to Explain Twitter to Newspaper People.”
“You know when you’re at a really bad dinner party and a dozen people are talking at once and you can’t really follow what’s going on, but you have to nod your head and smile and make small talk anyway?”
It’s like that, only it’s on THE INTERNET!
For extra credit, submit entries for my second project, “How the hell are we supposed to make money off this?’
Wacky Internet Twitter fun time starts now.
Oh, and if you see this? It means you broke Twitter and need to put your thimble back on GO!