Michael B. Duff

Lubbock's answer to a question no one asked

Jessica Coen doesn't really love you

I need to take a moment and cackle over Jessica Coen’s Myspace profile.You will never see this tongue again.

Her regular blog is here, but the real masterpiece is on Myspace. This profile is the most succinct commentary on male desire and female enabling that I’ve ever seen.

Observe:

Result? The most artfully-crafted NO TRESSPASSING sign on the Internet.

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Written by Michael B. Duff

June 19, 2008 at 12:46

Posted in Gawker, Humor

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