Michael B. Duff

Lubbock's answer to a question no one asked

How to scare an atheist

Publish a story with the headline, “Gaping hole in universe discovered

“What we've found is not normal, based on either observational studies or on computer simulations of the large-scale evolution of the universe,” Williams said in a statement.

The astronomers said the region even appeared to lack dark matter, which cannot be seen directly but is usually detected by measuring gravitational forces.

The void is in a region of sky in the constellation Eridanus, southwest of Orion.

Scientists will quickly find a rational explanation for this, but I already know. Obviously something came through that hole, ATE ALL OTHER INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE, and will one day come for us.

Planet Earth must immediately cease all radio broadcasts. Maybe we can hide until the sun goes out.

Written by Michael B. Duff

August 24, 2007 at 08:24

Posted in Science

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