Jack Nicholson and the Giant Sandwich
Take the word “Nicholson” out of that headline and it would look like a children's book title. Imagine you're the most powerful actor in Hollywood. You've made a hundred movies, made millions of dollars, and dated the most beautiful women of your generation. When all the debauchery is said and done, what would you do?
Personally, I would sail down to France and eat a giant sandwich. Jack Nicholson apparently had the same idea.
Notice the progression here: sandwich, beer, cigarette. That's how a man enjoys a sandwich.
Jack, for boldly being yourself, enjoying your sandwich in the sun, without regard for critics, sunburns, or clicking shutters, we salute you.
P.S. Hey Karen, what's the etiquette for eating sandwiches on a boat? Is there a dress code?
P.P.S. Thanks to Jason Rhode for bringing this vital issue to my attention.
